Песня о елке., Почти 1С-лесничество. Опции

[Ozzy]

program Елочка;
Begin
Лес.елочка.create();
While not Лес.елочка.dead do
Begin
лес.елочка.age := лес.елочка.age+1;
if зима or лето then
begin
лес.елочка.plain := true;
лес.елочка.color := cl_green;
end;
метель.filename:='D:\Music\NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye.mp3';
метель.open;
sleep(1000);
метель.play;
мороз.укутать(лес.елочка);
GetMessage(H, лес.елочка.handle, 0, 0);
if h.uint = wm_замерзла then
dead := true;
end;
лес.заяц.create;
лес.заяц.трусливый := true;
лес.заяц.color := cl_gray;
x := лес.елочка.left;
y := лес.елочка.top;
While x
Begin
лес.заяц.left := x;
inc(x);
лес.заяц.top := y + round( abs(sin(x*pi/180)*10) );
end;
Winexec('wolf3d.exe /evil',0);
лес.елочка.cuttoclipboard;
Праздник.pastefromclipboard;
Праздник.елочка.skin.loadfromfile('нарядная.jpg');
For i:=1 to SizeOf(Праздник.елочка.радость) do
Прадзник.Дети.Настроение + Праздник.елочка.радость;
End.

[Atomik]

сИ+?

[Ozzy]

[Егор]

Братци я понимаю,что вы в курилке.НО глубокоуважаемый председатель самоваров курите то против чего только Минздрав предупреждает,а не закон запрещает
А то вас ну трудно понять

[ЭтоКо]

Юр, про чувака в пивбаре смешнише було.
Повторить слабО?

[Ozzy]

не помню про чувака в пивбаре.

Могу продекламировать цифровые стихи (DigiPoem) - подойдет как озвучка к цифровому кино (DigiMovie).

итак:

514 16 2247
13 318 2000037
16 10 2 12
13 30 18
2 20 30 60
15 350.

[ЭтоКо]

Юра, ну напрягись, плз!
Мужик, заначка, пивбар, бармен, пиво, еще пиво, шляпа 58 р-ра, морда лица на асфальте, сон, ну?
Не настолько же мал твой кеш!

[yarrick]

Ozzy, 10 баллов из 5!!!!!!!!

[Alf]

Раз пошла такая пьянка, то можно спеть песенку на мотив 10 негритят:
ОА young programmers began to work online.
One didn't pay for Internet, and then there were 9.
9 young programmers used copies that they made.
But one was caught by FBI, and then there were 8.
8 young programmers discussed about heaven,
One said "It's Windows 95!", and then there were 7.
7 young programmers found bugs they want to fix,
But one was fixed by the bug, and then there were 6.
6 young programmers were testing the hard drive.
One got the string "Format complete", and then there were 5.
5 young programmers were running the FrontDoor,
The BBS of one was hacked, and then there were 4.
4 young programmers worked using only C,
One said some good about Pascal, and then there were 3.
3 young programmers didn't know what to do.
One tried to call the on-line help, and then there were 2.
2 young programmers were testing what they done.
One got a virus in his brain, and then there was 1.
1 young programmer was mighty as a hero.
But tried to speak with user, and then there were 0.
Boss cried: "Oh, where is the program we must have?!"
And fired one programmer, and then there were FF.

[Ozzy]

Да, есьть такая тема
особенно

[Aliona]

аот именно поэтому я ненавижу программистов